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25% of men kiss their wife
good-bye when they leave their house... 99% of men kiss
their house good-bye when they leave their wife.
A clean house is a sign of a
wasted life.
A house is made of brick and
stone ... a home is made of love alone!
A house without a dog is not a home.
A Hundred years from now it
will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of
house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove...But the
world may be different because I was important in the
life of a child.
A husband is someone who
takes out the trash and gives the impression he just
cleaned the whole house.
Although our house is quite a
mess, come in, relax, converse. It doesn't always look
like this sometimes it's even worse.
Bless this house as much as possible.
Cleaning house while kids are
still growing is like shoveling - snow while it's still
snowing!
Happy is the house that shelters
a friend.
Help wanted everyone in the house
qualifies.
Housework is the Pits!
Housework makes one
ugly!
Housework makes your HARE turn
gray
Housework, done properly, can
kill you
Housework, when done correctly,
can kill you.
Housework...Just sweep the room
with a glance.
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a
divorce, I keep the house. -
Ice Tea 5 Cents Housewine of the
South
If you want the best seat in the
house . . . just move the cat
May your house be warm and your sausages plump.
My house was clean last week
sorry you missed it!
My next house will have no
kitchen just vending machines
No one has so big a house that he
does not need a good neighbor.
Quilting forever...Housework
whenever!
The dust bunnies are having a
convention at my house.
The journey to a friend's house
is never long.
The only self cleaning thing in
this house is the cat.
They're sure housework won't kill you...But why take the
risk?
This house is protected by killer
dust bunnies!
This is no ordinary housewife
you're dealing with!
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