A retired husband is a wife's full time job!
Ahhh Retirement: Fishing Yesterday, Fishing Today,
Don't worry about wrinkles they're
just antique smiles
For the unlearned old age
is winter: for the learned it is the season of harvest.
The Golden Years
Life begins at retirement!
Retired - Knows it all and has lots of time to tell you.
Retired - Wheels are still spinning, but the hamster's
Retired and spending my kids inheritance!
I'm not old...I'm chronologically
It is easier to get older than it is
to get wiser.
Retired takes all the meaning out of weekends.
Retired. Now I have a Life!
Retired but not
RETIRED: Goodbye tension...hello pension!
You are only young once, but you can
stay immature indefinitely.
Retired: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!
Retirement challenge: How to spend time without spending
Retirement, when every day is Saturday!
Retirement: No Job, No Stress, No Pay!
RETIREMENT: Twice the husband, half the money!
Retirement: When you stop making a
living and start making a life.
Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start
lying around the house.
The only thing bad about retirement is you have to be
old to qualify.
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes