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Retirement: When you stop making a
living and start making a life.
A retired husband is a wife's full time job!
For the unlearned old age
is winter: for the learned it is the season of harvest.
Ahhh Retirement: Fishing Yesterday, Fishing Today,
Fishing Tomorrow!
The Golden Years
Life begins at retirement!
Retired - Knows it all and has lots of time to tell you.
Retired - Wheels are still spinning, but the hamster's
slowing down.
Retired and spending my kids inheritance!
I'm not old...I'm chronologically
gifted
Retired takes all the meaning out of weekends.
Retired. Now I have a Life!
RETIRED: Goodbye tension...hello pension!
You are only young once, but you can
stay immature indefinitely.
Retired: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!
Retirement challenge: How to spend time without spending
money.
Retirement, when every day is Saturday!
Don't worry about wrinkles they're
just antique smiles
Retirement: No Job, No Stress, No Pay!
RETIREMENT: Twice the husband, half the money!
It is easier to get older than it is
to get wiser.
Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start
lying around the house.
The only thing bad about retirement is you have to be
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